WOULD YOU RATHER:
1. eat chocolate covered grasshoppers or this freaky squid thing?
I’m going to go with the grasshoppers, because that squid is friggin’ gross and at least the grasshoppers have chocolate on them.
2. never see another movie or never watch TV again?
I think never reading another book would be the even worse 3rd option. But I’d choose to never see another movie, I really like watching True Blood. And Jeopardy.
3. be a superhero with a lame power or a supervillain with an awesome power?
I’d rather be a superhero with lame powers, I’m not very good at being bad so I think I’d be a pretty poor supervillian anyway.
4. eat only salty snacks for the rest of you life, or only sweet snacks?
Sweets, for sure.
5. never read another book or never hear another song?
I can’t actually pick. Books are what I live for. I spend most of my time/money on them. I always have one with me. But I depend on music to get me through the day, especially the subway ride to and from work. And no more Dave Matthews Band? I couldn’t handle it.
6. be a whale carcass remover or a sewer inspector?
I think I could handle the whale… although maybe the sewer wouldn’t be good bad either. From reading books where they have to go into the sewers, I’m left with the idea that it would be kind of creepy but neat down there, not at all gross and feces-filled. Though at least with the whale carcasses I’d get to be outside on the beach. Ok, whales, final answer, because I’d probably get scared in the sewers.
7. have no electricity or no running water?
I need running water. Though, at my parents house no electricity means no water because electricity powers the pump, so I’m used to no electricity meaning no water. However, given these choices, I’d rather have dark but cleanly.
8. be a dog or a cat?
Definitely a cat, they have the sweetest lives. Sleeping all day? Sign me up!
9. always be hot or always be cold?
Rather be cold, then at least I’m not sweaty.
10. be forced to watch all 3 High School Musicals on an endless loop, or the Twilight movies?
I could handle Twilight for the campy-ness. HSM would get stuck in my head and never leave.
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